I forgot to add, if it is really bad, a drunken run at 2am for a tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch sandwich from BK. Goes really well with 14 beers. Fortunately my BK is just a block away.

not only did you eat fried chicken on white bread covered in bacon, cheese, and ranch dressing, your wife will be pissed at you in the morning when she finds the wrapper sauce side down on the carpet and knows you drove drunk...... hmmmm, sweet victory.

lmao

Beav needs to be a mod.

Beav needs to use the chip pan at 4am instead of a take away.....using the chip pan while drunk...THATS a morning shouting match just waiting to happen

chip pan?

What in gods name is a chip pan?

Mark this thread, next time you are on tilt, try reading it, see if it helps - not for suggestions of what to do, but to be glad you aren't dumb enough to do those things.

deep fat fryer.....it does what it says on the tin......the only time ud wanna use it is when u are drunk and ur dying for a plate full of greasy chips

what u fry ur chips/sausages in?....please dont answer McD's

I think chips are french fries -_-;;;

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fried sausages?

WTF?

nothing like a drunk tired angry guy and 500 degree oil - hmmm sounds pretty medieval.