The conspiracy deepens

Beavis68 · #1 (**permalink**) 12-08-2005, 06:43 PM

All right, I finally get proof online poker is rigged.

I am on UB in the $5 turbo.

I get 66 flop is AK7
next hand, I get 66, flop is KA7

next hand I get 62s

then I get A6s - WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

So I was open up PFO, and I am looking for bisons hand converter to convert the hands as PROOF.

Well, of course UB software scanned my system and picked up my intent, so they move me. But not just ME, no! The WHOLE TABLE. Now I can't get the histories because the table doesn't exist.

The length these people will go to, just to keep the secret safe.

I am SOOOOOOOOOOO thankful I didn't have GT+ up and autosaving the HHs. That may have been the last you would ever here from old Beavis.

ChieF · #2 (**permalink**) 12-08-2005, 07:03 PM

Thats not as bad as me having Q/7 offsuit 23 times out of 52 hands.

LongBall42 · #3 (**permalink**) 12-08-2005, 08:04 PM

I'm sure Keanu Reeves could solve this.

nu2mdwst2 · #4 (**permalink**) 12-08-2005, 09:42 PM

Fuck that. Only Tom Welling A.K.A. Clark Kent could solve this...

danimal · #5 (**permalink**) 12-08-2005, 11:01 PM

I used to think my home game was rigged, I was once dealt AA 5 out of 6 hands in a 7 person cash game.

Jiffman · #6 (**permalink**) 12-09-2005, 04:47 AM

I played a tourney last week and got pocket 3's twice in a row. I then got them again a few hands later. Couple of hands after that I got pocket 4's......this never happens with aces or kings.....could be cos it's rigged...

Then I watched the WPT and a guy with KK got called by 10-x. Flop was 10-10-x. Turn was a K.

Well if the WPT is rigged, online poker HAS to be!

Also I got a couple of nice new packs of plastic cards the other day, and while messing around shuffling them and stuff I dealt my girlfriend and myself a hand. I had pocket 9's and flopped a full house......

Is there any form of poker that is NOT rigged?!?

Blur86 · #7 (**permalink**) 12-09-2005, 05:18 AM

Its kind of funny, if you pay attention you'll notice some cards seem to haunt you in poker.

Last night in a 5 dollar SnG, I was all in with AQ vs A9 (I had a much bigger stack so I wasn't really all in), and he caught a 9. On the next hand the board came some random card, A 9. I though to myself "the poker gods must be rubbing it in". And THEN on the next hand I was dealt A9. I managed to survive until 3 people were left, I was short stacked and went all in with Ax, and was called by A9 and was eliminated.

traz · #8 (**permalink**) 12-09-2005, 06:47 AM

Last night I was dealt 95. I folded, and then the flop came 996. The turn came 9, so I folded the nuts. At the same time, on TV in the room was a WSOP circuit event, where two people were heads up and both had 95. Spooky isn't it? I guess life is rigged too ;o

JokersWild · #9 (**permalink**) 12-09-2005, 07:04 AM

I went through a 10 person SnG and came 4th. I don't know how many hands that involved but I would guess over 100. I didn't get a single pocket pair and my best hands were AQo and AJs. Had tons of Ax unsuited (x=10 or less). And I don't recall a whole bunch of suited connectors either.

It took a lot of craftiness to get 4th with that crap. I eventually had to go all-in the the BB and I was really happy to get KJo, one of my better hands. A big stack felt obliged to call having limped in with J9o and I don't think I need to tell you what cards came up.

Steve-O · #10 (**permalink**) 12-09-2005, 07:27 AM

ask some of the people who watched me at the final table on stars where KK lost to TT, AA lost to TT, and I was finally busted when someone called my all-in and made a straight with yup you guessed it, a ten. not to mention me losing to J5 with QQ 3 handed