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  1. #1
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    Default Great old poker quotes.

    There are so many that the kids these days don't remember, please add yours.

    "Vindication baby!"

    "One time, ONE TIME"

    "Crete forever!" "The island of Crete"

    "You called me wiff jack high!"

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    Aww in, baby!

    Some of the oldtimers I play live tourneys with have a big joke of saying "i'll limp" and the way they say it, it sounds like they are saying "all in", so you will see noobs folding out of turn and what not. lol, Good stuff.

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    I think my favorite is one I heard in Vegas a few years ago when a guy that had been raising every street gets beat by a guy that had pocket aces and flopped a set but never reraised. The raiser asks after getting beat (he lost about $300 on the hand) "I can't believe it,why didn't you ever reraise ? and the guy says "why do the pushing when the donkey will do the pulling" Just thinking about it makes me laugh, the guy that lost wasn't laughing though I thought he was going to choke the guy.

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    two of my favourites are:
    "Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom"
    and also"
    "My old pappy always used to say, there is no more deeply satisfying religious experience... than cheatin' on a cheater. " - Maverick in the movie Maverick

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    My favorite quote of all time is by the British biographer of the Royals, Anthony Holden. "Poker may be only a game, but it is not a matter of life and death. It's a lot more serious than that." This appears in his account of his year as a poker pro, Big Deal (1990).

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    "I can dodge bullets baby."

    @ 2:54
    YouTube - "I can dodge bullets, baby."

    "He called me with Jack high!"

    I can't find a video for this one

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    "If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you."

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