***OFFICIAL "Is online poker rigged?" THREAD

[stockman27]

Before you lose your whole roll playing online poker I just wanted to tell you to stick to live game play. Online poker is rigged 100% & if you continue to play you will lose all of your money. I am a professinal poker player trying to get the word out. I make a living playing live games & consistently dominate these games. After losing constantly online I decided to do some studies & research these randomness of the cards & came to the 100% conclusion that they are set against you. I have several friends that play professionally & know many more that do & have never known anyone that could beat the online game consistently. If youre winning now its only because the site has you in win mode & soon you will hit distribution mode. New accounts & poorer players are givin better flops to keep tables full so the sharks wont take all their money, this keeps tables full & rake up. They also have site shills that play for site to take your roll. I learned the hard way. I hope to spread the word. These sites are mafia run & locate offshores so they are not regulated. Oh & ive heard all the #$%^ about why they wouldnt rig because its not in their interest. These are nieve gullables or paid site shills. The rake is no competition for taking your whole bankroll. Those who dont believe in conspiracy are fair game for those who conspire. The @#%% with the illuminati & all those work for them.
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[coash]

everything's run by the mafia...how slow are you

[NoManner]

I lost! It can't be because I suck... that's impossible!!! It must be rigged!!!

By the way, I am one of those "shills" that works for the site to take away your money!!! mwahahahaha

[the alex]

LOL, Manner.

I love bad poker players who blame everyone and everything, but themselves for their losses because they never get better and they're there for your profits for the rest of your life or until they quit or get some limbs broken.

[xxdemexx]

"If youre winning now its only because the site has you in win mode & soon you will hit distribution mode. New accounts & poorer players are givin better flops to keep tables full so the sharks wont take all their money"

Well I hope they dont' hit the switch mode button quite yet - I've only been given a 500,000 hand winning streak.... Either that or I'm very lucky..

[Izenra]

"fish alert! Enter in stealth mode"

Yea I am losing too! GRRRRRR POKER IS RIGGED!!!

( ok I will open back my program that let me see & predict other player card, that why you lose loser!)

Now get lost.

[KiD[ReD]]

I don't find things like this funny.. it makes me feel sad for them and pity them. Seriously stockman - seek help, or quit poker - it's not for you.

[MrGeezer]

All online poker sites are run by Elvis and Lord Lucan. Between them they conspire to ensure that NOBODY ever wins. I think they give all the money to Arab terrorists who use it to build huge nuclear weapons with which to attack the west. Or something.

Seriously - if poker sites were rigged, wouldn't word get out about it in the press and stuff?

[Kliph]

This post was hilarious!

I'm in big trouble because the poker site I play at has had me stuck in win mode for almost 3 years now. As soon as I get switched to distribute, I'm f'd!

[Shade]

Dear stockman27,

Was very interested in your comments. Please advise me which casinos and games/limits you play in live so that we can meet and discuss your research and theories more over a live game of cards.

--Shade