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Old 04-17-2008, 04:10 PM
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Well get you with your big cock.

I was picking numbers off the top of my head; feel free to adjust the ranges.
I find this offensive. You know about my small penis complex dont you?
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I find this offensive. You know about my small penis complex dont you?
You don't just marry an Asian woman for the curry.
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pretty sure asians eat rice perry.
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pretty sure asians eat rice perry.
Thanks. That was highly relevant and/or hilarious.
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You don't just marry an Asian woman for the curry.
I guess you've never had a really good green curry with chicken...
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Really Wota and Eclipse are probaby better than the top 1% since that is only 1 in 100 people.

Wota would you say you consistently beat better than 100 people over a long term?
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When I say the best person on this forum would be around the 4% mark, that's cos people like durrr/cts/sbrugby/gp etc. have to fit in there somewhere aswell and they are obv leagues ahead.
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When I say the best person on this forum would be around the 4% mark, that's cos people like durrr/cts/sbrugby/gp etc. have to fit in there somewhere aswell and they are obv leagues ahead.
Yeah but seriously you are naming individuals here. The poker playing population is a pyramid and even amongst winning poker players the vast majority are grinding NL25 - NL200. I think Eclipse and probably me are going to be in the top 1000 online players and there are way more than 100,000 people who play online poker.

This isnt me trying to massage my ego, I'm just looking at the facts. I say all along that I make most of my money through others mistakes rather than me being a genius. Also I am defining best poker player purely in monetary terms which means I am better than someone who can crush NL$5000 but then routinely donks off all his money taking shots at CTS/Ivey Heads Up at nosebeleed stakes.
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if i ran like God on a consistent basis, id prob be in the top 1% too
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