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04-25-2007, 07:23 PM
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Mike McDermott
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haha captain tom
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04-25-2007, 08:03 PM
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Stu Ungar
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Originally Posted by gder03
Phil Kepper is legend among legends.
At the age of 9 he went fishing w/ his dad. As the two slept in the tent, a bear approach. Kepper preceded to scare the bear away using a stick, a deck of cards, and a thing called bravery.
At the age of 16 the kid was playing poker full time. A master at holdem, Kepper would frequently expose his cards preflop and go all in. No one ever called him, that is how feared he was.
At the age of 21 Kepper began playing tournaments, he once cashed in 36 strait tournaments, winning 29 of them. The 7 that he did not win were because they were played on Sundays, and due to Kepper's religion, he had to observe Shabbos.
At the age of 45, after millions of dollars of success, Kepper began playing the WSOP under a false alias, he cashed in many events, however never won any. Many atribut this to his lost in interest.
Recently Kepper, under a new alias, has been playing the WSOP, EPT, and WPT, cashing in hundreds of the events around the globe.
A legend among legends, a legend among legends.
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It is not fear that grips him. Only a heightened sense of things.
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04-25-2007, 08:04 PM
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Stu Ungar
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Originally Posted by flowingriver
Your not goingto put your dick on my back or anything are you?
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hahahahahahahahahaaha oh god i literally just burst out laughing when i read that.
The things you learn on 2+2
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04-25-2007, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by phoenixdan5
It is not fear that grips him. Only a heightened sense of things.
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04-25-2007, 08:58 PM
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NL20 Grinder...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gder03
Phil Kepper is legend among legends.
At the age of 9 he went fishing w/ his dad. As the two slept in the tent, a bear approach. Kepper preceded to scare the bear away using a stick, a deck of cards, and a thing called bravery.
At the age of 16 the kid was playing poker full time. A master at holdem, Kepper would frequently expose his cards preflop and go all in. No one ever called him, that is how feared he was.
At the age of 21 Kepper began playing tournaments, he once cashed in 36 strait tournaments, winning 29 of them. The 7 that he did not win were because they were played on Sundays, and due to Kepper's religion, he had to observe Shabbos.
At the age of 45, after millions of dollars of success, Kepper began playing the WSOP under a false alias, he cashed in many events, however never won any. Many atribut this to his lost in interest.
Recently Kepper, under a new alias, has been playing the WSOP, EPT, and WPT, cashing in hundreds of the events around the globe.
A legend among legends, a legend among legends.
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lol @ fake biography.
(the fact that I am a little drunk makes this even funnier...)
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04-26-2007, 12:13 AM
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Poker Professional
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easy solution phil: divorce your wife
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04-26-2007, 12:55 AM
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River Rat
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There are only 2 hands that beat a Royal Flush - Phil Kepper's right hand & Phil Kepper's left hand.
 or was that Chuck Norris - I always get them mixed up.
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