Jesus Christ...has anyone seen the increase in AWFUL beats on Fake Tilt since their little dick update. HOLY SHIT!! Tonight only....hit a set of Kings vs a set of Jacks only to lose on the turn (the case Jack) after we both went all in on the flop. Lost AK to (all ins preflop) AJ, A10, KJ, and K 10. Remember..this is one night. Also lost flopping 2 pair vs 1 pair three times.....tonight

Bad beats-or as I call it-just not "my" poker night-so I shut it down-come back another day-lol

First tourny of the night....I'm taking the advice from some of you and not risking my stack as much..even if I think I'm ahead. But at some point ya gotta. Down to 4 of us in a 9 player 10.00 tourney. I call a raise and it's two of us...flop K Q 10. We are both about tied for 2nd in chips and I sit there with K J. Now he pushes the rest of his chips...so I don't really think he had A J...maybe the same draw I have and a weaker pair. (plus not a huge preflop raise..he was SB I was BB). SO I call with top pair adn the straight draw and he shows K 8. so...now Fake Tilt takes over....blank on the turn and 8 on the river. I'm out at 4th when I was about what...85% to win that when the $$$ went in. And ONLY the first tourny of the night..many more to end like that I'm sure.

AHH..what a way to end the night. Fun 2.00 tourny. and I'm 2 away from the money...get AA and sucker some donk fish all in. I'm in the middle with chips and so is this idiot. The winner will be 8th place. MY AA vs their AQ suited. They hit a flush to knock me out. Just another day at Fake Tilt.

Full Tilt Poker Game #13783531167: $2 + 0.25 Tournament (101544710), Table 14 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:29:50 ET - 2009/08/03
Seat 1: simsla (7,334)
Seat 2: adidastrask (18,675)
Seat 3: 1Sugarbritches (12,265)
Seat 4: Danshot (46,275)
Seat 5: LilMssSass (16,795)
Seat 6: a2dytr (15,900)
Seat 7: sweeper22 (14,265)
Seat 9: DurhamDevil7 (39,210)
simsla antes 50
adidastrask antes 50
1Sugarbritches antes 50
Danshot antes 50
LilMssSass antes 50
a2dytr antes 50
sweeper22 antes 50
DurhamDevil7 antes 50
Danshot posts the small blind of 250
LilMssSass posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sweeper22 [As Ad]
Danshot: good fold
a2dytr folds
Danshot: lol
sweeper22 calls 500
DurhamDevil7 calls 500
simsla folds
adidastrask folds
1Sugarbritches has 15 seconds left to act
1Sugarbritches folds
Danshot calls 250
LilMssSass has 15 seconds left to act
LilMssSass raises to 1,000
sweeper22 has 15 seconds left to act
sweeper22 raises to 6,500
DurhamDevil7 has 15 seconds left to act
DurhamDevil7 has requested TIME
Danshot: good luck sweeper12
Danshot: 22*
DurhamDevil7 folds
Danshot folds
LilMssSass raises to 12,000
sweeper22 raises to 14,215, and is all in
LilMssSass calls 2,215
sweeper22 shows [As Ad]
LilMssSass shows [Ah Qh]
*** FLOP *** [Kh 9h 2d]
DurhamDevil7: i had ak
*** TURN *** [Kh 9h 2d] [JavaScript]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 9h 2d JavaScript] [8h]
sweeper22 shows a pair of Aces
LilMssSass shows a flush, Ace high
LilMssSass wins the pot (29,830) with a flush, Ace high
sweeper22: lol
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29,830 | Rake 0
Board: [Kh 9h 2d JavaScript 8h]
Seat 1: simsla folded before the Flop
Seat 2: adidastrask folded before the Flop
Seat 3: 1Sugarbritches (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Danshot (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: LilMssSass (big blind) showed [Ah Qh] and won (29,830) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: a2dytr folded before the Flop
Seat 7: sweeper22 showed [As Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: DurhamDevil7 folded before the Flop