I was approached this morning by a "Poker Agent" on the internet. She said she could get me deposit bonuses and other bonuses like, if I earn x10 what I buy-in for at a Ring Game, she would double and junk like that.

I didn't believe her in the first place, and it seems like a trick to make me earn oodles of rake. Soon after I told her I don't have a credit card and I'm playing poker off of No Deposit Bonuses, she told me to make getting credit card my top priority, and contact her when I do.

What a bitch XD

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she sounds hot, you should totally hit that

agreed. if she sounds hot you should totally give her your CC number. Who knows man? Maybe if you do.......









.....YOU CAN TOTALLY HIT THAT!

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EhRa: he hits his set und waited that i hitz something and he dindt play he only goes allin
EhRa: tahts a big donk ... so ****

obv hit dat shit

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congrats TA

Props to the person who comes up with the best story that begins with "I was approached..."

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You think he ever hit that?

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Sylvian approached me too.
I told her I paid $5k rake/month and played $1000NL.
Now i am going to go to France to take her out to dinner.

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How did you know it was her? :O If I wasn't poor, young, and lived with my parents with no CC, I might've been able to take up some of the offers lol. But since all of the above apply, I'll just have to try and "Hit her"

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