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07-09-2005, 01:16 AM
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you know your an online loser when...
you know your an online loser when...
1. You never log offline, you are online atleast 12 hours a day and only leave your computer when you eat or sleep, in which case you pull up handy away messages like "im away at lunch" or "im away from my computer right now"
2. 90% of your friends are people you have met online or in a chat room
3. The only girls you aren't scared to talk to have the screen name "sexyamanda48" that sent you a porno via instant messenger.
4. You reply to every single post on pokerforums.org, no matter what it is about.
5. You care more about your post count on PFO than you friends and family.
6. When you go to the bathroom, you carry your laptop in with you so you wont miss any instant messages you get or so you wont get behind on the posts on PFO.
7. Your post count is higher than how many times you've actually stepped outside in the past 10 years.
8. Instead of going out to a bar or club, you elect to stay home to post and watch people play multitables.
9. Your number one goal in life is to be the #1 poster on PFO.
10. You consider Kid[red] god.
I love you all.
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07-09-2005, 10:01 AM
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change my title babo
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11.)You confuse your and you're when you're naming your thread.
GG
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07-09-2005, 10:07 AM
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PokerForums God
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You leave your computer to eat? WTF?
Poseur.
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07-09-2005, 10:15 AM
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I donk off Wota's $$$
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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12) in real life instead of laughing you say "laugh out loud" or "LOL"
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07-09-2005, 10:24 AM
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Stu Ungar
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13) you have actually read this post all the way through
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07-09-2005, 12:32 PM
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River Rat
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Location: Washington, USA
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Originally Posted by busturbubble1
7. Your post count is higher than how many times you've actually stepped outside in the past 10 years.
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This one was funny.
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07-11-2005, 05:47 AM
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Fish
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Location: Canada
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by busturbubble1
you know your an online loser when...
1. You never log offline, you are online atleast 12 hours a day and only leave your computer when you eat or sleep, in which case you pull up handy away messages like "im away at lunch" or "im away from my computer right now"
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I resent that statement, my job requires me to sit in front of a computer all day, add an hour or 2 of online poker after work and voila, looks like I only leave my computer to eat and sleep.
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07-11-2005, 11:29 PM
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PokerForums God
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Cleveland
Posts: 9,296
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When you type " :a c " in the chat window of tables......
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07-12-2005, 01:12 AM
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Banned
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You consider Kid[red] god and Steve0 jesus.
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07-12-2005, 01:48 AM
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Poker Hustler
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Postville, Iowa
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when you reply to your own thread, just to say something you've already said...
ah well, it made me chuckle...and he loves me... :good:
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