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Now I realise this will be a highly controversial topic so keep it clean, gents.
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View Poll Results: Would Annette Obrestad get it?
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Fuck yes
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Hell no
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Maybe if I was drunk
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01-22-2009 #1Staff News Poster
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Would you do Annette? Maybe NSFW, maybe not...
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01-22-2009 #2Staff News Poster
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I have four very reasonable arguments to support my answer of yes.
#1 - The Theory of Poker Osmosis. Perhaps poker skill can be transferred via osmosis or fluid exchange. If this is the case then that's reason alone to fuck her as you can then be a millionaire.
#2 - She has nice hair. A little gay, but it's a valid argument all the same.
#3 - Even my arse can scrub up well. The one time I saw her in real life she was all made up for TV and despite being... 'stocky' she actually looked alright.
#4 - The Scandi factor. In my experience, Norwegian girls are fantastic in bed.*
#5 - I'm a 19-year-old male. I'd probably fuck mud if I thought it would move a bit.
*Entire post was not a subtle brag that I have actually had intercourse with a living female human being. It was in fact an effort to procrastinate as I am currently writing some gay-ass essay.
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01-22-2009 #3Stu Ungar
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just mark it on my bed post and post it to 2p2 bbv for an epic thread
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01-22-2009 #4Staff News Poster
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Pics or it didn't happen, though. You'd need to set up a hidden camera.
Originally Posted by obga
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01-22-2009 #5PokerForums God
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why not
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01-22-2009 #6Poker Professional
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voted hell no
Originally Posted by tightagressive
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01-22-2009 #7Super Moderator
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Pros:
- she's female
- she's rich
- she can teach me poker
Cons:
- she's ugly
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01-22-2009 #8Stu Ungar
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yeah davids right
id have to be in a slump, and really hammered.....
but she is bigger/ugly and they never know when they're going to get laid again
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01-22-2009 #9Stu Ungar
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more flattering
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01-22-2009 #10Poker Hustler
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Yes I would...
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