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  1. 12-24-2008 #1
    River Clown00
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    Default new member, howz it?

    hey whats up everyone, i suck at poker, really im horrible, i play on cake poker and i play a combination of HU cash/SNG's and MTT's all holdem.

    im here for advice, tips and training -- most of all, discipline to make the right decisions instead of knowing what to do and doing the opposite because the loss doesn't affect me.
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  2. 12-24-2008 #2
    KidPoker23
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    fold pf
    Quote Originally Posted by MJPerry View Post
    Holy crap he only went and fucking won the fucker.

    When I grow up I want to be TA.
    Pozzerman: MrSpanky23 pwns almost as much as i do
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  3. 12-24-2008 #3
    Av8tor009
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    Quote Originally Posted by KidPoker23 View Post
    fold pf
    stop being results-oriented
    Lead Columnist, BluffAway Online Poker Magazine


    Online Tournament Wins: 11
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  4. 12-24-2008 #4
    KidPoker23
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    thats what your dad said when your mom had you

    Mom: damnit im pregnant, we shouldnt of had sex
    Dad: ROFL stop being so results oriented
    Quote Originally Posted by MJPerry View Post
    Holy crap he only went and fucking won the fucker.

    When I grow up I want to be TA.
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  5. 12-24-2008 #5
    River Clown00
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    right now im 9/64 in the 10k guarnateed on cake / 30 places paid

    and 7th/344 in the 7.5k rebuy

    wish me luck boys!
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  6. 12-24-2008 #6
    River Clown00
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    riverclown77: 50 u tool
    riverclown77: ur a bot
    riverclown77: u suck u know that
    riverclown77: how much money u lose in a month?
    willieb: do you keep buy more in?
    riverclown77: obv idiot
    willieb: its not like to beat me
    willieb: play me real
    willieb: are yoyu scared?
    riverclown77: lol
    riverclown77: r u asain?
    willieb: what, thats pretyty pathetic
    riverclown77: ur pathetic
    willieb: at least im buying in as I go bc I cant keep up
    riverclown77: lol ur a homo
    willieb: youre the one whos suppose to be good at omaha
    riverclown77: i can't win if u dont call
    willieb: ive been calling
    riverclown77: lol
    riverclown77: LOZER
    willieb: more than I had
    riverclown77: ty
    willieb: you mean thanks for calling only when its good for
    you
    riverclown77: raise more willie
    willieb: dont tell me how to play
    riverclown77: raise more iwllie
    riverclown77: ty willie
    riverclown77: raise more pre flop willie
    riverclown77: like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    willieb: im calling you everytime
    riverclown77: kuz ur a robot
    willieb: so what, dont call? then youll b itch more
    riverclown77: lol u suck so bad
    riverclown77: lozer
    riverclown77: im pounding you
    willieb: you just want me to call when its better for you and
    complain when I dont
    riverclown77: like ur dad used to
    riverclown77: gg willie
    riverclown77: add more willie
    riverclown77: u scured?
    riverclown77: nice min raise bluff
    riverclown77: thayll work
    willieb: what no call?
    willieb: to big a bluff?
    riverclown77: u had 3 aces
    riverclown77: why would i call?
    willieb: you complain when I dont call and you have me beat
    riverclown77: letz be real willie
    riverclown77: raise more
    riverclown77: cmon dude
    riverclown77: willie wont willie wont, go home
    riverclown77: hes scared kuz willie wont, willie wont go
    riverclown77: obv
    riverclown77: LOLZ
    riverclown77: bye willie
    willieb: wow
    riverclown77: want some more?
    riverclown77: oh willie left me
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  7. 12-24-2008 #7
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    WTF?
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  8. 12-25-2008 #8
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    lol. welcome to the forums
    iif u raise my raise one more ****ing time i will come over there and slit ur throat
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  9. 12-25-2008 #9
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    what was that other account that had a clown avatar that reminded me of a middle aged pedophile
    the two best MTT training sites on the net
    http://www.pokerpwnage.com/?ref=486
    http://www.pokerxfactor.com/
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  10. 12-25-2008 #10
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    New to the site and finally taking Poker seriously

    RuClown ftl
    Quote Originally Posted by MJPerry View Post
    Holy crap he only went and fucking won the fucker.

    When I grow up I want to be TA.
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