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Hey all,
>
>Player "Bagonirix" on PokerStars is my bestest friend in the world ever.
>I am considering buying us both friendship bracelets for Christmas. Do
>you think this is an acceptable non-homosexual, purely platonic way of
>expressing my friendship towards him?
>
>If you think friendship bracelets are not a good idea, would you have
>any ideas where I could buy him a waaaaambulance? He is a big fan of
>model cars and the waaaaaambulance is his favourite.
>
>I am also open to any other suggestion you may have for a present for
>him. He enjoys playing poker (even though hes not really any good at
>it), crying about losing standard hands and sucking out on a fairly
>regular basis while playing private tournaments. I hope this is enough
>information for you to give an informed recommendation for a Christmas
>present for him.
>
>
>As always, I appreciate your input into issues surrounding a PokerStars
>player.
>
>
>Have a Happy Christmas
>
>
>regards,
>
>Dee

Hello Dee,

Thank you for your email.

After some thought I'm not so sure about the whole friendship bracelet. In
my opinion, the only bracelet that's acceptable for a dude to wear is
something from the WSOP.......... and even then, you still have to explain
to everybody what WSOP actually stands for. This is precisely the reason
why I choose not to win any WSOP events.

The waaaaaambulance is a good idea, but there's one issue; I have never
met your friend so I wish not to pass judgement. However, based on your
opinion I have found a waaaaaambulance on the Interwebz that might suit
him. I'm not sure where you could buy one though but here's a picture of
it. Please see the attached *.JPG image.

You mention that he isn't a good poker player; this is easily fixed with a
few good books from our VIP Store *OR* an incredible gift that I thought
of that will stop him from sucking out in poker. I have attached an image
of this gift as well, in *.JPG format.

Christmas is an important time, and what better time to express your true
feelings. Don't worry, I won't change my opinion of you...... much.

I hope this assists with buying gifts for your friend.

Have a great Christmas and a party hard new year!

Regards,

Chris D.
PokerStars Support Team

OMG OWNED

Aww supa supa kawaii desuuuu!!!!

Ne?

"This is precisely the reason why I choose not to win any WSOP events."

QFT

lol nice.

Haha, vnh PS support - again.

and they even take the time to find the images associated with their bashing... that's service...