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Old 03-08-2008, 09:50 AM
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guruzakke (6:38:06 PM): yo what up hairy parry
mjperry89 (6:38:17 PM): erm
guruzakke (6:38:23 PM): whats crack a lackin
guruzakke (6:38:50 PM): oh, hatein on a brother?
guruzakke (6:38:55 PM): tghere aint no need for greed man
guruzakke (6:39:00 PM): 1 for 1 and 1 for all baby
guruzakke (6:39:01 PM): shit ngga
mjperry89 (6:39:07 PM): that's good to know
guruzakke (6:39:29 PM): so why were you impersonating, just wondering, not hateing
guruzakke (6:39:49 PM): looking for some easy scrilla?
guruzakke (6:40:19 PM): go busto on that tables and get desperate because moma is done bailing you out?
guruzakke (6:40:20 PM): shit homie
guruzakke (6:40:27 PM): should have just asked for a loan or something
guruzakke (6:42:34 PM): alright, im out, later cheddar charles!
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Old 03-08-2008, 10:09 AM
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godfadir: yo
guruzakke:sup
godfadir: hows it going nigga
godfadir: we aint talked in a while homie
godfadir: why you gotta be jackin me like that
guruzakke:who is this?
godfadir: nigga you know who this is
godfadir: dont try to act all ignorant and shit
guruzakke:?
godfadir: dawg you better stop hating
guruzakke:stfu
godfadir: or imma go holocaust all on yo as
godfadir: s
godfadir: seriously man
guruzakke:go for it
godfadir: why you gotta be frontin like that
guruzakke:im jewish by the way
godfadir: i know your wack ass aint gonna do nuthin
guruzakke:I DONT KNOW HWO YOU ARE, I DONT CONVERSE WITH NIGGERS
godfadir: dawg
guruzakke:yeah
guruzakke:its like that
godfadir: why you gotta be a bitch like that
guruzakke:quit bothering me
godfadir: i just be conversi wich you
guruzakke:you fucking reject
godfadir: and you be all hatin on me
guruzakke:because you said i jacked you, which is definately not the case
guruzakke:gotta jet!, later
guruzakke:dawg
godfadir: why you gotta be jackin dawg
godfadir: stop jackin homie
godfadir: jackin is fo straight up bustas
guruzakke:i dont jack
guruzakke:i have more money than you
godfadir: STOP JACKIN YO
guruzakke:that much i guarantee
godfadir: man one day you gonna get yours
guruzakke:yeah i hope so
godfadir: nigga you gonna be burnin in an oven
guruzakke:hopefully its from your fat bitch of a mom
godfadir: talking bout
godfadir: "i aint no jackah"
godfadir: and then you'll realize nigga
godfadir: that you shouldnt have done what you done done
guruzakke:lol
guruzakke:your a trip
guruzakke:seriously, i didnt jack you
guruzakke:i know who i jacked and didnt jack
godfadir: nigga dont be frontin
guruzakke:you got the wrong guy
godfadir: i dont got it the wrong way
godfadir: you gots it the opposite way
godfadir: you know wat you done homie
guruzakke:was it guruzakke from maketransfeR?
godfadir: nigga you know
godfadir: what you done
guruzakke:yeah, see, thats a differnt guy, thats an asain fuck
guruzakke:im american
godfadir: dont try to act like you innocent and shit
guruzakke:and white
guruzakke:not a nigger
godfadir: you gon get yours
guruzakke:not a chink
guruzakke:LOL OK, COME GIVE IT TO ME YOU DUMB IGNORANT SLAVE
godfadir: and when you on yo knees cryin and shit
godfadir: you gon regret
godfadir: fuckin with mjperry
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Old 03-08-2008, 10:25 AM
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DaSchwaby23 (2:23:05 PM): hola senior?]
DaSchwaby23 (2:23:58 PM): uno dollar transfero for dos dollar transfero?
guruzakke (2:24:15 PM): uno sucko on my cocko
DaSchwaby23 (2:24:25 PM): paypalo for fulltilto?
guruzakke (2:24:30 PM): no
guruzakke (2:24:53 PM): give me a blowjob and ill throw you 1 dollar on stars you little mexican bitch
DaSchwaby23 (2:25:05 PM): si senior no transfero?
guruzakke (2:25:13 PM): nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
guruzakke (2:25:29 PM): mno
guruzakke (2:25:29 PM): no
guruzakke (2:25:30 PM): no
guruzakke (2:25:31 PM): no
guruzakke (2:25:31 PM): no
guruzakke (2:25:32 PM): no
guruzakke (2:25:32 PM): no
guruzakke (2:25:33 PM): no
guruzakke (2:25:34 PM): no
guruzakke (2:25:35 PM): Bye
guruzakke (2:25:36 PM): bye
DaSchwaby23 (2:25:36 PM): si i unzip my pants, put on my wizard hat...
guruzakke (2:25:36 PM): bye
guruzakke (2:25:37 PM): bye
guruzakke (2:25:37 PM): bye
guruzakke (2:25:38 PM): bye
guruzakke (2:25:39 PM): be
guruzakke (2:25:39 PM): bye
guruzakke (2:25:40 PM): bye
guruzakke (2:25:41 PM): bye
guruzakke (2:25:42 PM): bye
DaSchwaby23 (2:25:52 PM): WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FUCKING WIT
DaSchwaby23 (2:25:56 PM): IM THE FUCKING BOSS
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Old 03-08-2008, 10:25 AM
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Fairly certain this is the guy who is currently calling himself TheBullets
but has gone by many other names on PFO. I banned him. I will get an IP ban for him.

Chisong
guru gotti
Iballer4
itakehugebongrips
DogTheBountyHunter
TheBullets

AIM is guruzakke. Just avoid him.
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Old 03-08-2008, 10:27 AM
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he didnt let me say "745 white on white yeah thats fucking ross, i cut em wide i cut em long i cut em fat, i keep em coming back, you keep em coming back, im in the distribution im like atlantic, i got them mother fuckas flying cross the atlantic
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Old 03-09-2008, 03:25 PM
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DaSchwaby23 (2:25:36 PM): si i unzip my pants, put on my wizard hat...
this made me lol
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Old 03-09-2008, 05:22 PM
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lols
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Old 03-09-2008, 06:58 PM
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hahaha i love that he tries to act black when confronting mjp, but becomes a racist jew (???) when u guys msg him lolol
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Old 03-09-2008, 08:25 PM
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lol what the hell
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:48 AM
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Hahaha, FaDi and KP, that was fantastic.
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