Ahoy-hoy.
Right, I'm Matt, and I am currently undertaking a project/experiment thing concerning happiness. Essentially, for the next 100 days, anything that would make you genuinely happy, I will do. Any suggestions you have, be they serious or spectacular or ridiculous or weird or embarrassing or mental; anything that will make you happy, I will do.
It'd make you happy if I spelt out your name in cereal in Trafalgar Square? No worries mate, I'm on it. You want to know what actually happens if you eat Mentos then drink Coke? Fine, if it'll make you happy, I'll do so in a jiffy. You'd be happy if you want to meet up in Starbucks, or you want me to go a day solely eating bacon, or you'd like to see me stuff my
shirt with garbage and roll in some raccoons? Then yes, yes, yes; say I, I will do ANYTHING!
So how d'you send me your suggestion? Couldn't be easier - simply drop me a mail at THISISSTILLSPAM . I mean, why not? You're sitting there at your computer now, with the power to make me do whatever you want in the name of happiness at your fingertips. In just a click of a button you could be made genuinely happy!
Although I'd prefer all suggestions sent through e-mail, I'll also do any suggestions sent through PM or left here on the forum comments, although unlike mail there's no guarantee ideas won't go get lost, deleted, forgotten, etc. I've got a wee youtube video, check out - THISISSTILLSPAM , a blog doing the rounds at THISISSTILLSPAM , and even my very own forum at THISISSTILLSPAM . My antics have even made the papers as you can see here - THISISSTILLSPAM .
Go on. Live a little. I'm not a spammer - I'm just a regular joe intent on making strangers happy, and I open the gauntlet to all ideas far and wide... Think what act of whimsy or foolishness might cheer you up, let me know at THISISSTILLSPAM, and watch your crazed suggestion come to life!
Cheers.
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