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Old 11-17-2007, 11:22 AM
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Just for shits and giggles.

Me: [talking about Theory of Poker] Is it a tough read or relatively digestable?
Wota: It's fairly mathematical
Me: Well I got a B in GCSE Maths, heh
Wota [at the same time]: Probably no more advanced than a B in GCSE Maths though.
Me: lol, how convenient
Wota: Another great read by Wota
Me: Nah, if it was a Wota-type read I would have actually got a D in Maths but they'd have remarked it to a B seconds after you made the call
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Old 11-17-2007, 12:15 PM
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My Sig.
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Old 11-17-2007, 08:19 PM
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killafawk (8:16:34 PM): touch me, touch me, i wanna feel your body
godfadir (8:16:45 PM): obv
killafawk (8:17:06 PM): are you from iran
godfadir (8:17:00 PM): no
killafawk (8:17:24 PM): krudadakadaka stan?
godfadir (8:17:15 PM): no
killafawk (8:17:35 PM): alahakbarstan?
godfadir (8:17:31 PM): no
killafawk (8:18:03 PM): what the hell, its not possible those are all the terrorist contries
killafawk (8:18:11 PM): which are you from
godfadir (8:18:04 PM): ir
godfadir (8:18:05 PM): aq
killafawk (8:18:30 PM): iraaaaq
godfadir (8:18:22 PM): reppin
killafawk (8:18:36 PM): iraq is now america boy
killafawk (8:18:41 PM): ohh
godfadir (8:18:34 PM): bs we're blowing your soldiers up
killafawk (8:19:06 PM): hah we blow yalls up better
killafawk (8:19:11 PM): we drop bombs on yo asses
godfadir (8:19:01 PM): ya but when our people die its ok
godfadir (8:19:04 PM): when you guys die its not
godfadir (8:19:05 PM): HAHA
godfadir (8:19:11 PM): WHEN WE DIE WE GET VIRGINS IN HEAVEN
killafawk (8:19:37 PM): BITCH YOU ONLY KILLED 3,000 OF US WE KILLED LIKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF INNCOENT PEOPLE AND WE DONT CARE
killafawk (8:19:39 PM): BITCH
killafawk (8:19:46 PM): 72 virgins right
godfadir (8:19:43 PM): LOL OK THEN WHY DO YOU BITCH ASSES WANNA LEAVE
killafawk (8:19:59 PM): bunch of male virgins just like you waiting up in heaven for you boy!
godfadir (8:19:47 PM): CUZ YOU CANT FUCK WITH US
killafawk (8:20:00 PM): hahahha
godfadir (8:19:49 PM): WE TAKIN OVA
killafawk (8:20:13 PM): YO ASSES ARE GONNA GET KICKED BY IRAN
killafawk (8:20:17 PM): IRAN IS GONNA COME PWN YOU AFTER WE LEAVE
godfadir (8:20:11 PM): I DONT CARE
godfadir (8:20:13 PM): WE STILL GET VIRGINS
godfadir (8:20:18 PM): YOU GUYS GET NAKED GEORGE BUSH
killafawk (8:20:32 PM): MALE VIRGINS
killafawk (8:20:35 PM): JUST LIKE YOU
godfadir (8:20:25 PM): NO
godfadir (8:20:26 PM): FEMALE
godfadir (8:20:28 PM): WITH VAGINAS
killafawk (8:20:40 PM): NOO
godfadir (8:20:29 PM): AND BOOOBS
killafawk (8:20:44 PM): THEY NEVER SAID FEMALE
killafawk (8:20:46 PM): BITCCCCH
godfadir (8:20:40 PM): AND WHEN WE FUX THEM WE GET ANOTHER VIRGIN
killafawk (8:21:07 PM): BUT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LIKED CAMELS BETTER ANYWAY
killafawk (8:21:08 PM): HAHAHAHA
godfadir (8:21:05 PM): no wai
godfadir (8:21:09 PM): WE GET DAAA VIRGINNZZZ
godfadir (8:21:18 PM): WHEN YOUR SOLDIERS COME HOME FROM GETTING BLOWN UP BY MY BOIZ
godfadir (8:21:21 PM): THEYRE ALL DEPRESSED AND SHIT
killafawk (8:21:35 PM): ID RATHER HAVE 72 SLUTTY CHICKS WHO KNOW WHAT THERE DOING!
godfadir (8:21:23 PM): FUCKING PUSSIES
godfadir (8:21:32 PM): LOL SLUTTY MALE CHICKS
godfadir (8:21:35 PM): THATS WHAT YOUD RATHER HAVE
godfadir (8:21:36 PM): YOU FAGGG
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Old 11-17-2007, 08:36 PM
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Old 11-17-2007, 09:20 PM
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OK I'm mentally scarred.
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Old 11-17-2007, 09:53 PM
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godfadir (8:20:18 PM): YOU GUYS GET NAKED GEORGE BUSH
i lol'd
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Old 11-18-2007, 03:09 AM
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in before someone cross posts my aim convo bbv thread
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Old 11-18-2007, 11:13 PM
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not my convo but the best one floating around on the net

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(not safe to read while in company of children or at work :P)
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Old 11-19-2007, 12:56 AM
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not my convo but the best one floating around on the net

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(not safe to read while in company of children or at work :P)
i lold
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:27 PM
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With Wota just now:

Matt <> says:
I'm actually addicted to cok
Matt <> says:
oh dear
Matt <> says:
Freud is pissing himself at me
Wota says:
yeah £40 a g gets expensive tho hey
Matt <> says:
Coke as in coca cola
Matt <> says:
I drink easily ten litres a week
Wota says:
Dam
Matt <> says:
free coke at work too
Wota says:
too much focus on obvious coacine joke makes me miss far more valubale cock joke
Matt <> says:
yeah, silly
Matt <> says:
I'm putting that in the MSN thread
Wota says:
worty candidate
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