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and the award for the most pointless thread goes to...

epic?

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Who?

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Mike Jones

Who?

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Mike Jones

"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me"

"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me - I SAID"

"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me"

"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me - I SAID"




[Mike Jones]

Mike Jones!!

Befo' I came up in the game these hoes didn't show no love

They see me in the club and used to treat me like a scrub

They wouldn't holla cause my dollars wasn't swoll enough

I bet they change they mind when them 80 4's come rollin up

They see that I'm a star, now they wanna sit in my car

Now they wanna count my G's, smoke my weed and sip my bar now

They used to love to me diss me, now they rush to hug and kiss me now

They tellin all they friends when I leave how they miss me now

2 8 1, 3 3 0, eight zero zero 4

Hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blow

Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal

These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was ill, shea

Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal

These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was ill, shea

Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal

These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was ill, shea - because




[Chorus]




[Mike Jones]

I remember back den, most of them hoes couldn't stand me

But now them same hoes beggin me to pull down they panties

A couple of 'em said I was cute but I was just too chubby

Same size a year later the same hoes wanna fuck me

Because they see me paid, pimpin pens, workin my jelly

And I ain't trippin cause my pockets stick out mo' than my belly

They know I'm paid, livin laid in the shade

2 slabs in the Escalade with fo' or five estates

Then know that I got it made, I'm a motherfuckin baller

She would want a nigga now but I ain't got no time to call her

I'ma stall her like she stalled me, now she tryin to call me

Bitch I'ma dog yo' whole ass like you dogged me

I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know the name

Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same

I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know the name

Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same




[Chorus]




[Mike Jones]

Befo' my paper came, befo' I got my fame

These hoes that's poppin on me now didn't even know my name

They said my flow was lame, they said I had no game

I told 'em all I was fin' to blow they thought I was insane

But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my dick

Cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick

But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my dick

Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick

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This thread is pointless without pics.

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