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Old 09-25-2007, 10:24 AM
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....cos im dedicated to my own girl obv


this afternoon, i had a meeting with one of my clients that we decided (in the interests of professionalism obv) we should hold in the bar in the local fancy hotel.

while i was at the bar ordering a round of drinks(table service was available but im old fashioned like this), i got chatting to a very attractive english-accented-asian girl who was sitting at the corner of the bar, enjoying a mini-bottle of white wine by herself.

apparently, she is in town for a few days marketing her handmade jewellery to a few of the local jewellers.

i get my drinks, politely refuse her offer of joining her for a drink and bid farewell to my new acquaintence with the promise of accepting her offer next time we meet.(drooling smiley badly needed here)

i go back to my client and he is in stitches laughing at me.

apparently and he confirms this as being fact(he is to email me her profile on some escort website thingy), her definition of marketing jewellery is in fact codeword for being a visiting escort who is staying in the hotel for the week
My innocent little town is spiralling into a smut infested landscape

shes been about town since yesterday and he actually visited her last night for some of her non-jewellery business

and i thought a sexy asian chick was hitting on me
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Old 09-25-2007, 10:52 AM
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That was a very strange dream, Dee.
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Old 09-25-2007, 10:55 AM
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Old 09-25-2007, 11:16 AM
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Turning down hookers is -EV.
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Old 09-25-2007, 12:19 PM
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That was a very strange dream, Dee.
if only it was a dream

a sexy asian girl chatting me up and offering to buy me a drink and all(well, not all) that was running through my mind was "i knew i didnt lose it, i could still have any girl i wanted"

im a broken man


Edit: meant to be sending me the link to her website.....ok to post that here?
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Wow.
Until I realised this was a hooker I was in shock, then normailty resumed.
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....cos im dedicated to my own hand obv


this afternoon, i had a meeting with one of my clients that we decided (in the interests of professionalism obv) we should hold in the bar in the local fancy hotel.

while i was at the bar ordering a round of drinks(table service was available but im old fashioned like this), i got chatting to a very attractive english-accented-asian girl who was sitting at the corner of the bar, enjoying a mini-bottle of white wine by herself.

apparently, she is in town for a few days marketing her handmade jewellery to a few of the local jewellers.

i get my drinks, politely refuse her offer of joining her for a drink and bid farewell to my new acquaintence with the promise of accepting her offer next time we meet.(drooling smiley badly needed here)

i go back to my client and he is in stitches laughing at me.

apparently and he confirms this as being fact(he is to email me her profile on some escort website thingy), her definition of marketing jewellery is in fact codeword for being a visiting escort who is staying in the hotel for the week
My innocent little town is spiralling into a smut infested landscape

shes been about town since yesterday and he actually visited her last night for some of her non-jewellery business

and i thought a sexy asian chick was hitting on me
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if only it was a dream

a sexy asian girl chatting me up and offering to buy me a drink and all(well, not all) that was running through my mind was "i knew i didnt lose it, i could still have any girl i wanted"

im a broken man


Edit: meant to be sending me the link to her website.....ok to post that here?
Post it. I want to see what she looks like.
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