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Old 09-19-2007, 03:51 PM
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OK so I post more in Gen discussion than in HA just now, can you tell I've got no motivation to play poker?

I'm off to Singapore at Xmas with the folks to visit my sister and brother (who both work out there). My mum phones me the other day to check the dates I'm available (obv I said "free trip? I'm free whenever the hell you want me to be free! weeeeeeee!") and then mentions that my dad is insisting on going business class (it's like a 10hr flight).

Obviously I'm very happy about this, I've always wanted to see what business class was like. However she then says "but it would just be me and your dad, you would have to go in economy class".

Rigged.

The question is pfo, how do I guilt trip them into getting me a business class ticket when they are giving me a free trip to the other side of the world in the first place?
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haha you got shitted on

Tell them you have a bad back and need the gud seetz.
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:06 PM
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1) tell them ur gonna hate them forever if they dont upgrade u.

2) tell them ur gonna go find ur real parents if they dont upgrade u.

3) tell them ur not going and ur gonna drink Blue Nun all over Xmas alone at home if they dont upgrade u.

4) tell them ur gonna spend the duration of ur visit with sexy laydees with extra manly bits if they dont upgrade u(obv this is the ultimate bluff as this is what ur prob gonna do anyway)

5) failing all the above, use ur wit and charm on the air hostess as u board the plane to get an upgrade.
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HU for upgradaments
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:38 PM
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wat a spolied bitch

I expect a full TR b/c I wanna go to SE Asia with in next few years and Singapore will proly be a stop.
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:39 PM
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sheet i'd fly in the cargo section if i had to.

I hate California
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