post your responses on the biggest jerk you have played with at the table. What did they do to act this way, slowrolling etc. etc.i know someone will joke around and say me, but im the best and people shouldnt hate, only appreciate

The jerk thats on the phone talking to his girlfriend or who ever, you said its up to you and they just keep talking or put up there hand like just a minute, some places dont allow phones at the table (most poker in casinos dont allow them at the table) then when your thinking about your play this same asswipe is saying come on wake up, or there checking the sports scores or making or taking bets, thats the main thing that tends to piss me off...be happy...

This is online poker discussion.

Anywho, biggest jerk, at first I thought, was when I was playing play money less than a week ago. I ended up with 10/2 in the big blind and checked it. Flop came up and I got 2 pair. Turn I made a full house. I knocked someone out of the SNG from that, and then I said that THAT is why you raise pre-flop, and he started talking crap about how I shouldn't've played that hand. I thought he was probably the biggest idiot I ever ran into, even at play money tables, until I realized that he didn't know that I checked in the BB.

Biggest actual jerk would probably be the guy who... I think he called my bluffs with bottom pair (it was either that or a pocket pair lower than the top 2 on the board), and said that I was trying to catch a river card. It went check, bet, call, check, bet, call, all MUCH more than anything he should have called and then have a right to say that it was decent.

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I play limit hold 'em, 7-stud hi/lo, and (on rare occasions) 2-7 lowball.
I guess that makes me the odd one out, here...
"And then they said 'I DARE YOU TO DO THAT AGAIN', and I pwned them. And then they said several things that were not very nice at all."

Semantics FTW boss.

The jerk that makes the worst call in history and gets super lucky in the river and he thinks he is a good player...

Moved to GD.

Say all you want about other people. No one's a bigger dipshit than me, unless it's someone I suckout on that's obv broke. They get nasty and then I react and I still come out on top as the biggest dickhead.

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The guy that says "ty" in the chatbox after taking down a big pot. Hello? Did I say nh? I don't think so cockmunch.

And the fish that justifies chasing with "I thought you were bluffing".

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Heh, there was this one sit n go I was in, and I ended up all in with trips or something because this guy thought I was bluffing or some such. I said "Thanks for the infusion of chips, man. I really needed it."

I think I knocked him out a short while later...

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I play limit hold 'em, 7-stud hi/lo, and (on rare occasions) 2-7 lowball.
I guess that makes me the odd one out, here...
"And then they said 'I DARE YOU TO DO THAT AGAIN', and I pwned them. And then they said several things that were not very nice at all."