Haha, it's too bad I recently erased a lot of my message histories. I have some real funny ones.
I'm normally nice and will give people a fair chance, but I was a bit more to the point with you since I knew who you were.
But I do get people who will often add me to MSN and really just waste my time. I'll be like:
"May I help you?"
"hi"
"Hi, may I help you?"
"hi"
"What do you want?"
"nothing"
That's a common one. Here's another:
"May I help you?"
"hi"
"yeah, can you loan me $50 on PARTY POKERS"
"no"
"why not"
"I don't play much anymore"
"oic. where do you play?"
"Blocked"
But mostly I'm added by other webmasters who know me from my blog or other places.
"Hi, may I help you?"
"I have a site for sale. I was wondering if you could appraise it?"
"Okay, quickly though please" (because I'm usually busy working or playing a game)
"
www.site.com - it gets about 6000 uniques a month and makes $50 a month "
"Hmm.. hard to say without really researching it but I'd say around $400-500."
"lol"
"What?"
"you're joking right?"
"no"
"It's worth at least $80,000. you don't know anything"
"blocked."