at a strip club when,

The girls give you 10 free admission passes to come back.

The waitresses write cute little notes on your napkin for your drink.

The strippers and waitresses make a point to notice you are leaving and kiss you goodbye.

I used to hate strip clubs, now that i have money they are the greatest places on earth!

.....you haven't been there is 8 months but two girls still remember you .... hey, you are from portland right?

.....the girls buy YOU drinks.

- When the guy at the front desk of the V.I.P room gives you his card before you leave.

- The stripper walks you to a complimentary limo to take you back to the hotel.

- She covers your bar tab.

- You know that you're lucky that The Five Diamond is starting the next day at Bellagio, so there'll be action in the afternoon, so you can play twice as long to make up for last night's profit that you dropped at the strip club.

- Your underwear smells like FDS in the morning.

- You know what her underwear smells like in the morning.

Am I done yet?

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