The Space Shuttle Discovery contains exactly 22 million screws. A special plaque with 852 screws was placed on board to reach this precise number.

Near the end of his life, Winston Churchill admitted to close friends that he only smoked a pipe “to look tough.”


http://www.gullible.info/archive.php

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

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A good education is expensive but ignorance costs more.

Gryff, that's hilarious.

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Chuck Norris put the "laughter" in manslaughter..

A man once told Chuck Norris that a Round house kick is not the best way to kick someone. Historians have recorded this as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Ever.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

My other favorite is:

Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with 20000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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Nimvin
"I bet how much?!"

The classic has to be:

When Chuck does a press up, he isn't pushing himself up, but pushing the earth down.

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I love him who is ashamed when the dice fall in his favour and who then asks: Am I then a cheat? for he wants to perish.

Another is:

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar instantly exploded as no building can withstand this level of awesomeness.

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Nimvin
"I bet how much?!"

Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a who has more testicles contest.





































He won by 5.

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“There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.” - John von Neumann

Chuck Norris doesn't derail threads he roundhouses them until they give in.


Chuck on TV reading Chuck facts...
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16294

Chuck Norris is sueing NBC because he claims that Law and Order are the copyrighted names of his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Chuck Norris once ate 4 , 72 ounce steaks in an hour.......

He spent the first 45 minutes doing the waitress.