I logged onto PFO to edit a review HSM wrote, and received a pop-up notification of a PM.

It was a message from Epic, titled "ITS EVERYONES FAVOURITE EPIC".

It read:

CAN I HAVE SOME SPECIAL TREATMENT KID. CAN MY USERNAME BE PINK PLEASE.

AND DO I GET A CASH REWARD FOR THE FASTEST PERSON TO REACH 1000 ON PFO. WOTA SAID I WAS.AND MY THREAD WAS THE LONGEST ONE ON HERE LIKE 90PAGES. IM THE HOTTEST THING ON THIS FORUM EVERYONE MENTIONS EPIC

AND IF YOU COULD CONGRALUTE ME IN MY EPIC MOMENT THREAD THAT WOULD BE NICE

HAVE A NICE DAY

EPIC -X-

Well, I'm afraid I can't give you a cash reward or change your username. But I have the next best thing...

That's right folks! Epic has earned herself a 3-day banning, courtesy of myself, everybody's favourite PFO admin, KiD[ReD]!

Seriously, Epic, you're already degraded the forum enough. Don't try to flaunt your personal insecurities onto me and WASTE MY TIME. Stop making useless threads, stop typing in all caps, and stop fuglifying PFO.

Thank you honey.

Hail HitRED...?

Awesome

I feared for a moment her name would be pink.

Lol......is all I can say.

words cannot describe this ownage

lmao

If I ever give you my special treatment Epic, you'll be out for 3 days as well. Once you can stand again, you would be braggin' to all your friends how Ping gave it to you better than you thought possible, and you'll come back for more.

This is great lol

kind of funny.

I am also going to the store right now to buy a nice couch, and some pop corn.

The havoc that will ensue in 3 days will be very interesting.

BTW, I was just talking to brandi rose about her trip to Vegas. She is kind of like epic. But a little more mature. Mainly b/c she is like 23 or something.

But yeah, brandi rose is cool.

Epic, seriously don't do anything crazy like get pissed when you get back, b/c you will get banned. I mean the posts on here directly effect KID's cash flow, so he has a reason to be pissed off. And i dont want you to get banned b/c you add alot of fun stuff. But you also add alot of crap.

Now, I konw I add alot of crap, but I try to compensate for it. But it seemes like you dont really try to add value. So just when you get back, try to like do a little production.

Hmmm... what othere deep thoughts does gder have. Oh yea, i slept for about 13 hours last night due to the fact that I didnt sleep the night before.

I was stuck madd madd madddddd money. (I called off 100bb on the river w/ A high, was holding A5, and was like "screw this I'm durrr"). Started tilting, next thing you know I gotta un tilt and end up on the session. 6am rolls around, and I say eff it.

Wt ached TV, went to the gym. Etc...