These blogs remind me of captains logs from Star Trek. They should just call blogs 'clogs' because that's what they do: clog up the internet with useless garbage.

"Captains log: Stardate 01.28.06- Today, my dog couldn't seem to pinch one off. It reminded me of a turtle's head, fearful of a would-be predator. My friends took me to dinner that night, and I kept thinking about it and chuckling softly. When asked why, I told them it wasn't worth discussing while eating. Oh, and I played some poker today.."

Newsflash: Nobody gives a shit about your boring, uneventful life. If you're going to do a web-LOG about poker, then talk about poker.