people who play slowly...25 secs wait and then they just call the blind bet for 0.25% of their stack, or worst, some guys all-in and you get three of idiots in a row each taking nearly their full time to decide, so the last guy has had almost 2 minutes thinking time...and they always fold

people who say 'nh' all the time, like they've never seen a pair of fucking jacks before...as if people need to be congratulated for catching cards

when someone has what is probably the best hand, and still just checks (this is mostly in stud games)...if you've got AA showing, bet you timid cunt!. I was playing a 7stud SNG earlier, 4 left and i was short stacked (down to about 3 BB (200/400)), made the bring-in with KA(3)...chipleader calls (showing a K), everyone else folds...4th he gets another K (showing KK now) and i get a 7, by now i had already clicked the fold to any bet button, but he checks (!?)...5th street i get a K and he gets a 5, now he bets, and i raise all-in, win with KK ace kicker...how bad could you play a hand? went on win SNG as well. That wasn't too annoying obviously, but when your not in the hand and everyones just checking to each other, it gets dull fast...

when your waiting for the bubble in a MTT and ppl aren't putting pressure on the short stacks. earlier i saw someone go all in for about 1950 chips, the blinds were 800/1600 with a 100 ante...both blinds folded...the BB had about 10000 chips, but refused to call 350 into a pot of over 5000!! even if you have 72o and he shows you AA, you still need to make that call...

people who go all-in into when the board is the nuts, so you either have to let them have the pot, or call and pay the rake man...i was in a 4 way pot once which by the river was TJKQA rainbow...it was .15/.30 NL, with about $2.40 in the pot...someone goes all in for +$30 and two others call him...they won $0.80 and paid about $2 in rake...and the the orginal better started laughing at me for folding, thinking he done me out of my share of the pot...TWAT

anyway, i could go on...suffice it say, alot of people annoy me...

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