PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed)
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Preflop: growlers is MP1 with

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3 folds,
growlers raises,
3 folds, Button calls,
1 fold, BB calls.
Flop: (6.50 SB)

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(3 players)
BB checks,
growlers bets,
Button raises, BB folds,
growlers 3-bets,
Button caps, growlers calls.
Turn: (7.25 BB)
(2 players)
growlers bets, Button calls.
River: (9.25 BB)
(2 players)
growlers bets, Button calls.
Final Pot: 11.25 BB
Results:
growlers has As Ad (one pair, aces).
GordMash has Qs 9c (one pair, queens).
Outcome: growlers wins 11.25 BB.
GordMash said, "nh"
growlers said, "thx"
GordMash said, "didnt put u on aa"
GordMash said, "thought maybe kq"
GordMash said, "but had to see"
The chat is at the bottom as it was emailed within the next hand's hand history. This has got to be the stupidist thing I have seen in awhle.....I was stunned by almost every line of this hand history....
edit: and I LOVE how he justifies this by explaining how he astutely "puts me on" a hand HE STILL CAN'T BEAT!!!