The problem with donks is well, theyre donks. They have no concept of pot odds hand value, hand strength or anyting. They pay way over the odds to hit their draws, they believe gutshouts are actually a valuable drawing hand, random suited cards are worth any amount of preflop action and any ace in any position is a monster. They call when they should fold, they fold when they should call and worst of all they believe their, uber bets are actually gus hansonesque super aggressive skilled plays. I know a donk who i regularly used to beat in a home game every week (sit and go), seven of us used to play and i eventually got banned for "being too lucky". We used to play three games on a friday night each for £10, i would usually win two and donk around on the the third and say things like dam, just needed a six and i would have had a straight. This meant one of the others would win at least one game a week, of course id get unlucky every now and then and lose but it was a great way of turning £30 into £140 every week. But this donk would sit in the pub with me talking about how great a player he was. Funny. I will never forget my last hand against him before i got banned, i had KK and raised it up, so he tanks for a minute and reraises, i call and we go to the flop, i flop quads and cream my pants. He bets about a third of his stack, i tank then raise. He then check raises me on the turn all in, needless to say i called and he flips over pocket 2s. I show him my quads and, i swear to you,

he shook his head and said, my two pair is always beat.