Because it's like negotiating with Japanese-speaking chimps most of the time.

The situation is this:

Back when I was even more of a donk than I am now (it is possible) I lost a fuckload of money at FTP under the username of MJPerry or MattJPerry or something, I can't even remember now.

Then I found 2p2, PFO, books etc and got a little bit better so I created a new account (relentless19) with rakeback. I was mostly playing freerolls under that name but I had the rakeback just in case I had a score and needed it. I ended up pwning the freerolls and getting myself a $50 roll. Also did some work for PokerEagles.com and got a few hundred more from that. Then I played like a donk, went on mad monkey tilt and pissed it all away.

So about six months ago when I was a little bit betterer I created a new account because a) I'd forgotten the password for relentless19 and b) the previous results on that name were now awful and I didn't wanna be associated with them lol.

FTP caught on and locked all accounts except MJPerry (the original). I tried to communicate with them via the original e-mail I used (my current GMail one) but since GMail changed to GoogleMail my e-mail address of XXXXXX@gmail.com which is registered to the MJPerry account is no longer recognised by them as being the same e-mail.

Basically I wanna get back on FTP at some point, with rakeback. Is there any concievable way for me to get through to the monkeys who work there or should I just give up?

Long post, sorry. I'll do my usual one-sentence sarcasm again from now on.