An old man walks into his local doctors clinic and goes to the receptionist to ask to see a doctor.

Receptionist: And for what reason do u want to see the doctor?

Old Man: Theres something wrong with my penis

Receptionist: Sir, you cant say that here. There are young people in the waiting room who can hear you. All you had to say was that you had a sore ear or something like that. Go outside and come back in and try it again.

The old man goes outside and comes back into the reception area.

Old Man: Id like to see the doctor

Receptionist: And for what reason do u want to see the doctor?

Old Man: Theres something wrong with my ear

Receptionist: Thats better sir. And what seems to be the problem with ur ear?

Old Man: It hurts when i take a piss

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