Voted best joke ever

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend might be dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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