Cliff Notes:
-So I'm playing heads up, as usual against inferior opponents.
-Ok whatever, move on, typical bad beat.
-I should be enjoying a 9-straight tournament victories streak against soft competition where I had them in a perfect spot. Instead I am 5 for 9?
-even shake of the luck? Didn't happen on Poker Room.

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