You sound like you need to check out neverbeg/parttime poker forums. They like guys like you from what I heard. You just joined today and admit you pretty much blow at poker. LOL'z thanks for the laugh and don't be so reckless with your posts. Imagine if someone new just asked you to stake them but said "I can't stand losing a hand and will throw a fit by handing over the rest of my roll by playing like a donkey! Hope we can work something out!"