I logged onto PFO to edit a review HSM wrote, and received a pop-up notification of a PM.
It was a message from Epic, titled "ITS EVERYONES FAVOURITE EPIC".
It read:
Well, I'm afraid I can't give you a cash reward or change your username. But I have the next best thing...
That's right folks! Epic has earned herself a 3-day banning, courtesy of myself, everybody's favourite PFO admin, KiD[ReD]!
Seriously, Epic, you're already degraded the forum enough. Don't try to flaunt your personal insecurities onto me and WASTE MY TIME. Stop making useless threads, stop typing in all caps, and stop fuglifying PFO.
Thank you honey.