Women touch me where it feels good....

I pull up to a traffic light and it turns green when I roll up, so I don't have to fully stop...

People complain in an restaurant, and you just know the waiter/waitress are spitting in their food...

I see naked women...

My nippeles get hard as rock by me putting them on a cold window, and squeezing fresh oranges on them...

Feel free to add you pleasures...

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