or, rather, how not to play.

Step 1: dont fuck with my fucking blind

Step 2: dont bluff off all of your chips on the turn when its painfully obvious you have nothing.

Step 3: Ship me $1080 XXXXXXXX EDIT: SHIP ME $288 IM SO GOOD 4TH PLACE WEE

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)

UTG+1 (t7540)
MP1 (t2372)
MP2 (t4268)
MP3 (t2225)
CO (t9467)
Button (t8050)
Hero (t7800)
BB (t4955)
UTG (t4270)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
6 folds, Button raises to t600, Hero raises to t1599, 1 fold, Button calls t999.

Flop: (t3398) , , (2 players)
Hero bets t1999, Button calls t1999.

Turn: (t7396) (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t4452 (All-In), Hero calls t4202 (All-In).

River: (t16050) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: t16050

Results in white below:
Hero has 6d 7s (one pair, sixes).
Button has Qh Ac (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins t15800. Button wins t250.


Step 4: dont lead into the pf raiser with nothing, just continue to let me run the table, raise every pot and continue to check fold. thank you!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)

Button (t7540)
SB (t3847)
BB (t4568)
UTG (t1875)
UTG+1 (t3549)
MP1 (t4325)
Hero (t3295)
MP3 (t710)
CO (t8095)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with , .
UTG calls t150, 2 folds, Hero raises to t600, 4 folds, BB calls t450, UTG folds.

Flop: (t1425) , , (2 players)
BB bets t750, Hero raises to t2695, BB folds.

Final Pot: t4870

Results in white below:
No showdown. Hero wins t4870.



sweet, nice bet sir, obv you have nothing

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)

BB (t4106)
UTG (t2255)
Hero (t15100)
MP1 (t4649)
MP2 (t2995)
CO (t9400)
Button (t4735)
SB (t2644)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with , .
1 fold, Hero raises to t600, 4 folds, SB calls t500, 1 fold.

Flop: (t1275) , , (2 players)
SB bets t2019 (All-In), Hero calls t2019.

Turn: (t5313) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5313) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t5313

Results in white below:
Hero has 7d 7c (full house, sevens full of queens).
SB has Ah Kc (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins t5313.