I accidently copied this into word. Which keeps them from ever being converted correctly. Just read, UB is easier to read than most.

Hand #35085185-511 at Carlton (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 13/Sep/06 16:15:41

Distil is at seat 0 with $3.48.
_Zombie_ is at seat 1 with $6.15.
Smoothdancer is at seat 2 with $8.95.
nickjadams is at seat 3 with $9.30.
impermanence is at seat 4 with $9.05.
Driveserve is at seat 5 with $9.70.
MTdemocrat is at seat 6 with $9.
begger is at seat 7 with $5.40.
BIG-DIAMOND is at seat 8 with $5.37.
Deddy-Tx is at seat 9 with $4.75.
The button is at seat 5.

MTdemocrat posts the small blind of $.05.
begger posts the big blind of $.10.

Distil: -- --
_Zombie_: -- --
Smoothdancer: -- --
nickjadams: -- --
impermanence: -- --
Driveserve: -- --
MTdemocrat: As Ac
begger: -- --
BIG-DIAMOND: -- --
Deddy-Tx: -- --

Pre-flop:

BIG-DIAMOND folds. Deddy-Tx folds. Distil calls.
_Zombie_ calls. Smoothdancer calls. nickjadams
calls. impermanence calls. Driveserve folds.
MTdemocrat raises to $.35. begger calls. Distil
calls. _Zombie_ folds. Smoothdancer calls.
nickjadams calls. impermanence calls.

Flop (board: Kh Jc Th):

MTdemocrat bets $2.20. begger folds. Distil folds.
Smoothdancer folds. nickjadams folds. impermanence
calls.

Turn (board: Kh Jc Th Ts):

MTdemocrat goes all-in for $6.45. impermanence calls.


River (board: Kh Jc Th Ts 7d):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

MTdemocrat shows As Ac.
MTdemocrat has As Ac Kh Th Ts: two pair, aces and tens.
impermanence mucks cards.
(impermanence has Qc Kc.)


Hand #35085185-511 Summary:

$.95 is raked from a pot of $19.50.
MTdemocrat wins $18.55 with two pair, aces and tens.


Hand #35085451-707 at Cornelius (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 13/Sep/06 15:49:07

PokerMessiah7 is at seat 0 with $13.22.
Ballistic Tip is at seat 1 with $11.45.
_Zombie_ is at seat 2 with $9.35.
trymark is at seat 3 with $7.36.
Baggens is at seat 5 with $10.77.
begger is at seat 6 with $9.60.
MTdemocrat is at seat 7 with $16.35.
quagnig1 is at seat 8 with $7.60.
bbplayer4444 is at seat 9 with $8.70.
The button is at seat 7.

quagnig1 posts the small blind of $.05.
bbplayer4444 posts the big blind of $.10.
begger posts out of turn for $.05 (dead blind).

PokerMessiah7: -- --
Ballistic Tip: -- --
_Zombie_: -- --
trymark: -- --
Baggens: -- --
begger: -- --
MTdemocrat: Ks Kh
quagnig1: -- --
bbplayer4444: -- --

Pre-flop:

PokerMessiah7 raises to $.20. Ballistic Tip folds.
_Zombie_ folds. trymark calls. Baggens folds.
begger folds. MTdemocrat re-raises to $.60.
quagnig1 folds. bbplayer4444 folds. PokerMessiah7
folds. trymark calls.

Flop (board: 9h 3h Kc):

trymark checks. MTdemocrat bets $.40. trymark
calls.

Turn (board: 9h 3h Kc 9d):

begger has disconnected, is dropped.
trymark checks. MTdemocrat checks.

Why check? Well I hope a heart hits and he makes a flush (or he is already slow playing it). It also sets up a bluff. He showed some strength on the flop, so I was gonna let him try and steal it on the river.

River (board: 9h 3h Kc 9d 4h):

trymark bets $1.75. MTdemocrat raises to $4.60.
trymark folds. MTdemocrat is returned $2.85
(uncalled).

There we go, he either has the flush or he is bluffing. either way, it worked.



Hand #35085451-707 Summary:

$.25 is raked from a pot of $5.90.
MTdemocrat wins $5.65.

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